Fly a Kite Craig Green! Spring/Summer 2018

 đŸ˜‚đŸ‘đŸť I’m having a Margiela Spongebob SQUAREPANTS flashback thanks to Craig Green’s Spring/Summer 2018 collection. Frumpy rags and futuristic scarecrow clothesline alternatives remind us that while fashion can be art, fashion isnt modern art(s and crafts). Listen, put this in an art display and call it “Hanger Kites”…dont send it down the runway my little…

The Bad: London Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2016 LFW FW16

Every season and city has it’s highlights, but there are also the laughably bad, hideous, vulgar, out of touch designs I typically refer to as Fashion Comedy.  London Fashion Week has been full of hideous looks for SS16 and FW16.  Last season, I complained of not understanding the proportions, and wondering if it is in to…

Chanel SS16

Chanel’s target market is that granny who was actually alive during the time of Coco Chanel…she’s seen the roaring 20’s and the movement of the hemline from the ankle…oh my, to the vagina in modern times, but though she swing danced and snorted Coke with Warhol, she prefers to keep her style strictly to that…

Rick Owens SS16: Fashion Comedy

How do you get attention for ugly clothes that lack design, taste, construction and execution value? You show penises, strap people to one another…it’s fashion slap-stick hunty bunty junior.  Rick Owens is a joke.

Dsquared² SS16

Dsquared² Spring/Summer 2016: Why on earth would you tie-dye vage-centrically? Let’s make a vagina the focal point!  Um…let’s not. It was basically swimwear with holes in it paired with the aforementioned tie-dye from hell.  I am a fan of Dan and Dean usually, but I’m afraid the only thing fashion about this collection is the…

Versace SS16

Versace can oftentimes be quite loud and tacky, short and slutty, and we did see the house err on the bad side of judgment and taste.  While the cargo utilitarian trend was taken head on, the prints were a little much, reminding us of the pre-Donatella days- they swallowed the models alive! It looked like…

More Ugly London Fashion Week Looks

London “Fashion” is anything but stylish.  With designers showing truly hideous designs proving a lack of understanding of design principles, nor an understanding of the female form or how to use darts to give it shape.  For that I say Fuck You London, your self-proclaimed bravery with fashion in style is a fallacy proven by…

Christopher Kane SS16

Remember FKA Twiggs’ dress at the Met Gala? Didn’t you expect Christopher Kane to take that art and hone it into fashion?  No, he just got more arts and crafty, as evidenced by the Christopher Kane Spring/Summer 2016 collection.  We’ve seen better art made by 3yr olds.  The zip-ties are proof they likely play with…

London Fashion Week: It’s Bad

I now define London as fashion hell.  London Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2016 has turned out the worst fashions we’ve seen…ever! Proportions that make even models look deformed or like little people.  There seems to be a lack of understanding of design principles, and a disregard for aesthetic and the human form.  While Londoners are self-proclaimed…

Molly Goddard SS16

Molly Goddard is SOOO BAD…I’m scared to critique for fear these are really little people dresses or models with Down syndrome. 😂 is it?