I now define London as fashion hell. London Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2016 has turned out the worst fashions we’ve seen…ever! Proportions that make even models look deformed or like little people. There seems to be a lack of understanding of design principles, and a disregard for aesthetic and the human form. While Londoners are self-proclaimed fashionable and daring, the rest of the world is just laughing and grimacing.
Roksanda: We’re reminded of the Rick Owens penis collection met with at-home sewn outfits…wft is up with those boots
Erdem: this isn’t fashion, it’s period costumes. I love framed walls, but this is wallpaper and framed vagina- this is vogueing as Rihanna does it.
Mary Katrantzou: there’s an obvious lack of understanding and disregard for the female form- these looks are hideously volumizing.
Phoebe English: it’s as if a failing fashion student attempted to knit or block out the female form- I doubt Phoebe English could create a well tailored form-fitting look if it was life-or-death.
Fashion East: this is truly some hooker slut-wear…if you’re offended by the words hooker, slut, and whore in this instance, you’re a dirty skank. There’s only one white-trash starlet we can envision wearing this…yep, Miley.
MM6 Maison Margiela: