London Fashion Week: It’s Bad

I now define London as fashion hell.  London Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2016 has turned out the worst fashions we’ve seen…ever! Proportions that make even models look deformed or like little people.  There seems to be a lack of understanding of design principles, and a disregard for aesthetic and the human form.  While Londoners are self-proclaimed fashionable and daring, the rest of the world is just laughing and grimacing.

Roksanda:  We’re reminded of the Rick Owens penis collection met with at-home sewn outfits…wft is up with those boots

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Erdem: this isn’t fashion, it’s period costumes.  I love framed walls, but this is wallpaper and framed vagina- this is vogueing as Rihanna does it.

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Mary Katrantzou: there’s an obvious lack of understanding and disregard for the female form- these looks are hideously volumizing.

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Phoebe English: it’s as if a failing fashion student attempted to knit or block out the female form- I doubt Phoebe English could create a well tailored form-fitting look if it was life-or-death.

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Fashion East: this is truly some hooker slut-wear…if you’re offended by the words hooker, slut, and whore in this instance, you’re a dirty skank. There’s only one white-trash starlet we can envision wearing this…yep, Miley.

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MM6 Maison Margiela: 

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