Eudon Choi SS16: Crafts Crap

Eudon Choi seems to have been inspired by fitted sheets, clotheslines, and the Little Mermaid’s rope-belted sail-dress for Spring/Summer 2016. What’s flattering about drawstrings there? Nothing! Sewing craft donated to a thrift store is the overall look.                     

Calvin Klein Loses It for SS16

For Spring/Summer 2016 Calvin Klein lost its effortless minimalism & used a heavy hand on satin- an amateur mistake. Garments  looked like shredded hoarder clothes, failing design student projects, and just plain wrong! Stretch mark fabric- or sweetbreads, house dresses, double breasted- meaning four boobs- double bodice horror, granny looks, and a shredded hoarder cat-tastrophe…

Clover Canyon SS16: Fashion Crime

  It’s like a flower in that I want to bury it 6ft deep 😂. This is a hilariously atrocious LITERAL design showing dirt & roots…WTF is Clover Canyon & why are they at New York Fashion Week?        

A Fashion Joke: Threeasfour SS16

As if the name wasn’t dumb enough, Threeasfour decided to pursue this idea of “Disposable Fashion” for Spring/Summer 2016.  “I wanted to make clothes that people literally want to dispose of…before they even wear them, like- stuff people would hate so much they’d buy it to burn it,” I’d imagine the designer, who’s proud to…