Dsquared² SS16

Dsquared² Spring/Summer 2016: Why on earth would you tie-dye vage-centrically? Let’s make a vagina the focal point!  Um…let’s not. It was basically swimwear with holes in it paired with the aforementioned tie-dye from hell.  I am a fan of Dan and Dean usually, but I’m afraid the only thing fashion about this collection is the…

Moschino SS16: Taking Names!

Moschino SS16 was another fun show proving Jeremy Scott is a genius!  The expectation for cuteness overload was met honey! The show started off in a construction traffic jam: traffic cone, hard hat, tool box, and sign bags, dresses and separates with yellow and white and orange and white caution stripes…the thigh high boots were…

More Ugly London Fashion Week Looks

London “Fashion” is anything but stylish.  With designers showing truly hideous designs proving a lack of understanding of design principles, nor an understanding of the female form or how to use darts to give it shape.  For that I say Fuck You London, your self-proclaimed bravery with fashion in style is a fallacy proven by…

Christopher Kane SS16

Remember FKA Twiggs’ dress at the Met Gala? Didn’t you expect Christopher Kane to take that art and hone it into fashion?  No, he just got more arts and crafty, as evidenced by the Christopher Kane Spring/Summer 2016 collection.  We’ve seen better art made by 3yr olds.  The zip-ties are proof they likely play with…

Sibling SS16: It’s Not Fashion!

There was nothing new, original, or tasteful about the Sibling S/S16 collection. Sibling crocheted a laughing stock of “design.” That they’d send it down the runway is even worse a crime than having sat there and made it.       Proof on what I said about a lack of design, construction, and execution being evidence…

Public School SS16

The Public School Spring/Summer 2016 collection was seemingly comprised of silk pajamas and muddied prints, the majority of which was…eh…nothing to discuss.  The looks I did find beautiful were ones which would’ve fit in amidst all the other designers’ collections, the layered sheer looks which are obviously of Asian influence, what with K-Pop likely having…

Erin Fethrston SS16

The 70s came alive on the Erin Featherstone runway for spring summer 2016.  It was a femininity overload embodied in the loose-fitting flowing fabric of the dresses, shirts, skirts, pants, which all made great separates.  The color palette was pastel pink, periwinkle, and green contrasting bold red and navy blue.  The slip dress was on…

Halston Heritage SS16

At first glance, Halston Heritage Spring/Summer 2016 is your sure-fire way to achieve 70’s glamour, with just the right touch of modernity to touch on the 90’s trend with the beaded appliqués and dresses.  Gorgeous jumpsuits, dresses, tops and bottoms: the color palette is white, a burnt-golden-rod orange/peachy solid and pattern (the cut-away-shoulder top), a pinkish-mauve…

Gary Graham SS16

Gary Graham’s Spring ’16 collection seems to target that girl who dabbles in boho, goth and victorian goth styles.  Tapestry or upholstery print fabrics are on-trend with the 70’s, as are the unique knits.  There are three tones to this collection, that of a fabulous well thought out presentation, with the victorian goth and thrift-store or…

Escada Spring/Summer ’16

Escada might be turning 40 soon, but it seems as if it’s dressing a much older woman.  The Spring/Summer 2016 collection seems to miss the trends- had this been presented a few seasons ago with the 50’s trend, I’d say it was on-point, but most of the looks seem to miss the mark of the…