Fendi SS16

The Fendi Spring/Summer 2016 Milan Fashion Week show was a seeming continuation of this Milanese librarian look?  I don’t know if in Milan librarian meets bishop sleeves and collars evokes the 70’s, but  the collection had this strange dichotomous tone of old and new running through it, which made sense when we saw the two…

More Ugly London Fashion Week Looks

London “Fashion” is anything but stylish.  With designers showing truly hideous designs proving a lack of understanding of design principles, nor an understanding of the female form or how to use darts to give it shape.  For that I say Fuck You London, your self-proclaimed bravery with fashion in style is a fallacy proven by…

Christopher Kane SS16

Remember FKA Twiggs’ dress at the Met Gala? Didn’t you expect Christopher Kane to take that art and hone it into fashion?  No, he just got more arts and crafty, as evidenced by the Christopher Kane Spring/Summer 2016 collection.  We’ve seen better art made by 3yr olds.  The zip-ties are proof they likely play with…

London Fashion Week: It’s Bad

I now define London as fashion hell.  London Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2016 has turned out the worst fashions we’ve seen…ever! Proportions that make even models look deformed or like little people.  There seems to be a lack of understanding of design principles, and a disregard for aesthetic and the human form.  While Londoners are self-proclaimed…

Marchesa Notte SS16

Marchesa Notte’s Spring/Summer 2016 collection was one of few fashionable collections we’ve seen come from London Fashion Week thus far.  It was full of beautiful dresses with baroque, lace, sheer silk chiffon, a bright Pop of color in the floral embroidery, cap sleeves, gorgeous side cut-outs, and a palette of light pink, bronze, cream, white,…

Molly Goddard SS16

Molly Goddard is SOOO BAD…I’m scared to critique for fear these are really little people dresses or models with Down syndrome. 😂 is it?                 

Eudon Choi SS16: Crafts Crap

Eudon Choi seems to have been inspired by fitted sheets, clotheslines, and the Little Mermaid’s rope-belted sail-dress for Spring/Summer 2016. What’s flattering about drawstrings there? Nothing! Sewing craft donated to a thrift store is the overall look.                     

Clover Canyon SS16: Fashion Crime

  It’s like a flower in that I want to bury it 6ft deep 😂. This is a hilariously atrocious LITERAL design showing dirt & roots…WTF is Clover Canyon & why are they at New York Fashion Week?        

A Fashion Joke: Threeasfour SS16

As if the name wasn’t dumb enough, Threeasfour decided to pursue this idea of “Disposable Fashion” for Spring/Summer 2016.  “I wanted to make clothes that people literally want to dispose of…before they even wear them, like- stuff people would hate so much they’d buy it to burn it,” I’d imagine the designer, who’s proud to…

Fashion Comedy SS16: Vera Wang

Vera Wang’s Spring/Summer 2016 fashion show served up some Funny Fashion Moments.  Below are some quotes I imagine Vera Wang saying when asked about her inspiration.