VMA’s: A Slutty Carpet Ride

      Between Chrissy Teigan and Gigi Hadid, it’s clear everyone lives in a delusional world in which they are BeyoncĂ©…years ago. We shall define Hadid’s look as the whore-slit onesie: is it too much to ask that women cover their crotches? This would be appropriate as a swimsuit and wrap! Teigan’s is just trashy….