VMA’s: A Slutty Carpet Ride

      Between Chrissy Teigan and Gigi Hadid, it’s clear everyone lives in a delusional world in which they are Beyoncé…years ago. We shall define Hadid’s look as the whore-slit onesie: is it too much to ask that women cover their crotches? This would be appropriate as a swimsuit and wrap! Teigan’s is just trashy….

Oscars 2015 Best and Worst Dressed

Lupita Nyong’o wore a custom Calvin Klein Collection by Francisco Costa, made of metallic tulle and silk lamé encrusted in natural pearls of varying sizes. I feel as if it was overworked in the bodice and built up too high and bully at the shoulders. I wish it looked more like the pearls rested naturally…

Grammy’s Best & Worst

Katy Perry’s hair and dress were stunning. Miley Cyrus took a good risk. Beyonce’s carpet Dolce was ok… I didn’t mind Taylor Swift’s pretty mullet dress- but hated the pairing of those shoes with it. Rihanna looked dually pregnant in Giambattista Valli Couture, but Kim Kardashian’s Krazy Gaultier dress just might take the cake with…