Saint Laurent SS16

Saint Laurent SS16 seemed like a dichotomous collection in that almost every short dress looked cheap and trashy, so I was wondering if it’s like white trash princess meets punktastic 90’s vixen…  I hate hate hate overalls…what the hell is that…as if those don’t already exist!  I loved the tux meets denim vest, that’s something…

Zuhair Murad SS16

Zuhair Murad delivers the on-trend glamour and impeccable execution we expect. Gorgeous dresses long and short, a jumpsuit and romper, and separates with attention to detail in the sexy sheer cut-outs added a youthful touch the collection.  

Alexander McQueen SS16

Alexander McQueen SS16 looked like a period piece ghost story, full of ruffles and harness inspired haunting looks…there were some edgier pieces, others either looked like tattered rags or lasagna what with all the ruffles.  I can see Kidman walking about a haunted house in these dresses like on the day, the day she went…

John Galliano SS16

John Galliano SS16 was a let down…it was neither fashion nor a show…speak amongst yourselves, lol.  Remember when Galliano knew how to put on a show with theatrical makeup?  What the hell is this? It’s as obscure as the other collections we’ve seen come out of Paris Fashion Week.

Mugler SS16

The Mugler SS16 show started off quite boring, then began to pick up as we noticed asymmetry and leather looks begin to strut the runway: it’s hard to believe it was one collection, thus I again stress the importance of editing.  Although we’re to assume this is an air strip or naval ship…those looks are…

Tom Ford SS16

Tom Ford SS16 is taking us back to the 90’s (and early 2000’s) with this urban chicness that’s like an elevated MFG (Girbaud) with those drop-crotch harem jeans that tapered at the ankle and had those cray pockets, metallic embossed skin leather jackets (or foil appliqué skin jacket), fabulous prints and tops with cut-away shoulders that…

Isabel Marant SS16

I feel as if the Isabel Marant SS16 collection was a mishmash of wearable, cool looks mixed in with either these weird cheap dorky outfits, like the yellow jumpsuit, or this ethnic atrocity from Mongolia maybe?  Editing is crucial…I feel like this leaves the consumer having to guess what’s fashionable and what’s costume travel souvenir.

Christian Dior SS16: Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Wow, Christian Dior has lost it for Spring/Summer 2016…I can’t wait to laugh at Natalie Portman in these hideous rags of unfinished cropped sweaters paired with old-timey under garments and “dresses” made out of fabric so cheap it wouldn’t make a proper dinner table napkin.  Blah is how I would describe the collection…aside from the…

Alexandre Vauthier SS16

Alexandre Vauthier SS16 was a fabulous and edgy collection, modern yet on trend with the 70’s and 90’s trends in fringe, metal bondage collar, jumpsuits, leather jackets… Gorgeous separates, amazing shoes, and a beautiful model certainly helps.

Lanvin SS16

Sexy without being slutty, classy without being demure…the Lanvin SS16 collection was chic.  Honestly, I think this is what Chanel wishes it could be…or rather what Coco would be doing now; she’d be fashion forward not ever-dabbling in that tweed suit…the woman was a revolutionary not a bore.  Impeccable construction and execution, perfectly tailored pieces…