The Bottega Veneta Spring/Summer 2016 collection was a confusing one: are those big pockets or horrible seam work on the leather coat? That second look is perfect for the girl with D.I.D./M.P.D. (multiple personality disorder), because she can dress like two different people at once. Maybe those nuns had a point to the whole fingertip length rule, because that dress is too damn short! It’s a top worn without pants! That print looks like it was inspired by diarrhea, and the last look seems like a tangled mess with a vagina accent…vulgar!