More Ugly London Fashion Week Looks

London “Fashion” is anything but stylish.  With designers showing truly hideous designs proving a lack of understanding of design principles, nor an understanding of the female form or how to use darts to give it shape.  For that I say Fuck You London, your self-proclaimed bravery with fashion in style is a fallacy proven by your lack of taste and understanding of design.  London Fashion Week was such a hell it’s deserving of a 2nd great fire.

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Asish was clearly smoking hashish: it was splattered gay and full of ugly, frilly, unflattering and stupid looks.  Hole-ee shit that’s some ugly crap.

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Can’t you see Nene on Fashion Police in the above dress saying, “really brad? Can I wear it to the grocery store?”

I cannot even envision Victoria Beckham wearing anything from her Victoria collection, which was full of busy prints and ugly silhouettes.

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Toga doesn’t even deserve mentioning expect that it was so bad: it looked like things you’d find at Party City mixed with a fashion student practicing making ruffles.

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Christopher Raeburn was a mishmash of home-sewn mixed with celestial wonders.  The haphazardly constructed pieces shouldn’t be shown to Project Runway casting, let alone presented at Fashion Week.

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Ryan Lo is one of the most laughable “designers” we’ve seen present at either New York or London Fashion Week.   Bo Peep met Infant-Granny fetish wear.  I felt as if the Snuggly (ugly snuggy), granny duster, and quilt look were absolutely atrocious.

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